A dangerous one...

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A dangerous one...

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really angry.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT HAD BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. :thumbsup:
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is the husband still in hospital ? :1960
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Bet her husband had to do 200 yards in six seconds as well. :1963
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:1951: :1951: :1951:
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:1968 :1968 So funny. Some men just have no survival instinct. :1968
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Love this!
Do you t hink I might try it? No, perhaps not!!
Best wishes - Samsmum (Joyce). :1954: :scholar: :2806: :s7: :1992:
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Sorry about the additional features on my post, just now.
Leaned over the computer, and made bosom friends with it. Apologies.
Samsmum (Joyce). :2026:
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