The Solicitors dog.

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Steve
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The Solicitors dog.

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A solicitors dog, running about off lead runs into the local butcher shop and steals a steak off the counter. The butcher goes to the Solicitor's office and asks, "if a dog, runs into my shop, steals a piece of meat from my store, do I have a right to demand payment for the meat from the dog's owner?"

"Absolutely," the solicitor responded.

The butcher immediately replied, "Good! You owe me £10.99 for the steak your dog stole from me this morning."

The solicitor, without a word, writes the butcher a cheque for £10.99.

A few days later, the butcher, browsing through his mail, finds an envelope from the lawyer.


The contents reads...... "Consultation fee: £125.00." :1949:

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sounds about right. :1960

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Good one :thumbleft plus about £50 for the letter don't forget.

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Loved that one :thumbsup:
Must send it to our solicitor friend!!

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