mother superior

[lenny]

A group of nuns had gathered round a very weak mother superior, one of the nuns , whispered to a novice to fetch a glass of water. She soon came back and gently held the mother superiors head as she took a small sip, but the mother superior pushed the water away, one of the nuns remembered that she had a fondness for a glass of milk, so the novice was dispatched to fetch the milk. As the novice went for the milk on the way back, she passed her own room and remember she had a bottle of whisky in it that her family had sent her last christmas to ward of the winter chill. The novice poured a rather large tot of the whisky into the milk and when she returned, she helped the mother superior to drink the milk This seemed to revive the mother superior so much that one of the nuns, asked if she had any last words of wisdom she could pass on to the group. The mother superior thought for a moment, and then said , dont sell that bloody cow.

[janrobinson]

Ooooo Lenny you are naughty

[gordons mum and dad]

Love this one too

[Cobi and Ginnies Mum]

very good

[sammingtonsmythes]

Ho Ho Ho!