Hello there!
I have permission to put this on the site - you may have seen it before - I haven't but thought it was really funny.
A little girl asks her Mum "Mum, can I take the dog for a walk around the block?
Her Mum replies "No, because she is on heat".
"What does that mean? asked the child.
"Go and ask your father - I think he is in the garage".
The little girl goes out to the garage and says "Dad, can I take Lulu for a walk around the block? I asked Mum, but she said the doge was on heat and to come ask you."
He took a rag, soaked it in petrol, and scrubbed the dog's backside to disguise the senc, and said "O.K., you can go now, but keep Lulu on the leash and only go one time around the block".
The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash...
Surprised, Dad asked "Where's Lulu?
You'll love this!!!!!.......
The little girl said "Lulu ran out of petrol about halfway round the block, so another dog is pushing her home".
Samsmum.
Have a Laugh!
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