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lynn wise
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Single Black Female
This has to be one of the best singles ads ever printed. It is reported to have been listed in the Johannesburg Times.

SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good girl who LOVES
to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your bakkie, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights
lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I'll be at the front door when you get
home from work, wearing only what nature gave me...
Call (011)885-6420 and ask for Annie, I'll be waiting.....

:2091: Imagine a photo of a Black Labrador Here. :2091:


Over 150 men found themselves talking to the SPCA
If you don't pass this along, a dog will come out and pee on your keyboard!

Had this sent by email, couldn't get the picture on, sorry. :2019:
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:1964 The mind doth boggle :2073:
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'Daughter sent it to me a few weeks ago, I couldn't get it to work either. :2005: :1945:
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Almost replied to the advert for myself,but south africa was a bit to far to travel. :thumbleft
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oooh, you are naughty :1960 :1945:
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