Retriever Rescue

With all the young ones using text speak, LOL PSML ect, I was thinking what could we older ones come up with that we could use just for us to understand , Im sure others can also think of a few more.
GTDDH, going to doctors dentist hospital
CFMT can't find my teeth
BTW bring the wheelchair
AAF at a funeral
LMH lost my glasses
and finally the only i pad you use stands for incontinence pad.

Obviously I'm far too young to be using any of those abbreviations.

Think yourself lucky Lesley, all apply here!!!!!

Add to the list :-
ABP---another bl--y pill (after yet more visits to the docs)
WTHA--where's the hearing aids
WDICF---what did I come for
IIAOP---is it asthma or passion

Could go on forever

Defiantly asthma, Lynn.