My Grandson sent these.....

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Ellas mum
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My Grandson sent these.....

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What do you call a man who has been struck by lightening.........Rod!
What do you call a sheep without arms and legs...................... A cloud!
What has a very long neck and floats..................................... A Giraft!
What do you call an Elephant without trunks............................A Nudist!
Which cartoon character sleeps standing on his head.................Yoga Bear!
What is a cold, evil candle called...............................The Wicked Wick of the North!
Why did the farmer call his pig Ink..............................Because it kept running out of it's pen!
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liked those :1963
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