Another poem from "my dog and yours"
Posted: Fri Jun 18, 2010 1:19 pm
This is my favourite really charming don't you think?From the same book its called "A Sad Dog"
Don't like postman with their bags,
Don't like tramps in smelly rags,
Don't like cats who swarm up trees,
Don't like soap (but don't like fleas),
Don't like next-door Mrs Jones,
Don't like pals who steal my bones,
Don't like draughts and don't like cold,
Don't like doing what I'm told,
Don't like dustmen's dirty faces,
Don't like boys who make grimaces,
Don't like walking with the pram,
Don't like doors that shut KERBLAM!
Don't like gas-fires when they plop,
Don't like Cook when "Where's that chop?"
Don't like Polly when she swears,
Don't like being turned off chairs,
Don't like wasps(their feet are hot),
Don't like-quite an awful lot
Of things that make a fellow sad:
Still,on the whole,life's not too bad.
Don't like postman with their bags,
Don't like tramps in smelly rags,
Don't like cats who swarm up trees,
Don't like soap (but don't like fleas),
Don't like next-door Mrs Jones,
Don't like pals who steal my bones,
Don't like draughts and don't like cold,
Don't like doing what I'm told,
Don't like dustmen's dirty faces,
Don't like boys who make grimaces,
Don't like walking with the pram,
Don't like doors that shut KERBLAM!
Don't like gas-fires when they plop,
Don't like Cook when "Where's that chop?"
Don't like Polly when she swears,
Don't like being turned off chairs,
Don't like wasps(their feet are hot),
Don't like-quite an awful lot
Of things that make a fellow sad:
Still,on the whole,life's not too bad.