Allegedly Answers from GCSE papers
Posted: Tue Feb 16, 2010 10:38 am
Q. Name the four seasons.
A. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar,
Q.How is dew formed.
A. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.
Q. What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on.
A. If you are buying a house they insist that you are well endowed.
Q. What are steroids.
A. Things for keeping carpets on the stairs.
Q. How can you delay milk going sour.
A. Keep it in the cow.
Q. What is the fibula.
A. A small lie.
Q. What does "varicose" mean.
A. Nearby.
Q. What is a terminal illness.
A. When you are sick at the airport.
Q. Use the word "judicious" in a sentence to show you understand its meaning.
A. Hands that judicious can be soft as your face.
Q. What does the word "benign" mean.
A. Benign is what you will be after you are eight.
Q. What is a turbine.
A. Something an Arab or Shreik wears on his head.
Q. What is a seizure.
A. A Roman Emperor.
A. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar,
Q.How is dew formed.
A. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.
Q. What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on.
A. If you are buying a house they insist that you are well endowed.
Q. What are steroids.
A. Things for keeping carpets on the stairs.
Q. How can you delay milk going sour.
A. Keep it in the cow.
Q. What is the fibula.
A. A small lie.
Q. What does "varicose" mean.
A. Nearby.
Q. What is a terminal illness.
A. When you are sick at the airport.
Q. Use the word "judicious" in a sentence to show you understand its meaning.
A. Hands that judicious can be soft as your face.
Q. What does the word "benign" mean.
A. Benign is what you will be after you are eight.
Q. What is a turbine.
A. Something an Arab or Shreik wears on his head.
Q. What is a seizure.
A. A Roman Emperor.
