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how many dogs does it take to change a light bulb

Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 4:58 pm
by gking
How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb?

- Author unknown



GOLDEN RETRIEVER: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?


BORDER COLLIE: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.


DACHSHUND: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!


ROTTWEILER: Make me.


LAB: Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?


TIBETAN TERRIER:Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy!


JACK RUSSELL TERRIER: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.


POODLE: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.


GERMAN SHEPHERD: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark , checked to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.


COCKER SPANIEL: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.


DOBERMAN: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.


BOXER: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark......


CHIHUAHUA: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.


IRISH WOLFHOUND: Can somebody else do it? I've got this hangover....


POINTER: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there....


GREYHOUND: It isn't moving. Who cares?


YORKSHIRE TERRIER: I'm over qualified, have the boxer do it!


AUSTRALIAN SHEPHERD: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle..


OLD ENGLISH SHEEP DOG: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb?


HOUND DOG: ZZZZZZzzzzz.z.z.z..z..z..z...z


SCHNAUZER: Bark bark bark. Mom, the lightbulb is out...bark bark bark bark...MOM! I said the lightbulb is out! Bark bark bark bark bark...MOM!!! WHAT PART OF THAT DIDN'T YOU HEAR? I MEAN HELLO????


SHIH TZU - Who me change a light bulb? We are royal decedents and we have staff to do that for us.


And what about CATS?


CATS: Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the question is: How long will it be before I can expect light?
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ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF...

Re: how many dogs does it take to change a light bulb

Posted: Sat Apr 10, 2010 6:28 pm
by lynn wise
Brilliant. :thumbsup:
Visualising all the different breeds whilst reading this.
Whoever wrote it as got them all off to a tee.