This reminded me of Anthea Turner when she was doing her 'perfect housewife' programme on TV...she had 2 goldens, one called 'digger'...I can't recall the name of the other one...but in one of the programmes she had tied yellow dusters to their feet with ribbons...they were 'allegedly' polishing the wooden floor...it looked good anyway!
Has never worked here...only mud on carpets, from digging...Ambers trying to get to New Zealand via the lawn!