How to clean the house

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lynn wise
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How to clean the house

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1...Open a new file in your PC.

2...Name it "Housework"

3...Send it to the Recycle Bin.

4...Empty the recycle Bin.

5...Your PC will ask you, "Are you sure you want to delete Housework Permanently?

6...Calmly answer," YES " and press mouse firmly.

7...FEEL BETTER?

Trying it out at the moment :lol: :lol: :lol:
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If Only....
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Post by CarolynM »

It works Lynn :D

I am going to try it out on cooking now :lol:
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Can I delete my bills :P
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Post by Eastonwolfs »

Nice one!

This reminded me of Anthea Turner when she was doing her 'perfect housewife' programme on TV...she had 2 goldens, one called 'digger'...I can't recall the name of the other one...but in one of the programmes she had tied yellow dusters to their feet with ribbons...they were 'allegedly' polishing the wooden floor...it looked good anyway!

Has never worked here...only mud on carpets, from digging...Ambers trying to get to New Zealand via the lawn! :roll: :shock: :? :D
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Post by janrobinson »

I don't know how you think up these wonderful ideas. :roll:
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